I've known Adam Brown for a number of years now and am becoming increasingly concerned that Adam Brown does not have hands.
I posture that Adam Brown does not have hands. This position is developed on three main points (1) Science (2) testimony (3) personal observation.
Science-y wise, nobody has yet proven that Adam Brown indeed has hands.
This singular case thus will set the debate as Adam Brown does not have hands.
A metaphor could be that new black hole photo, like sure you maybe can get some blurry crops of the edges of Adams "fingers" but until I see the whole thing or its violently tearing space time apart, is it real?
"Ya like I can't be sure I've ever seen Adams hands. After working together for a year he has never explicitly made it known that he has as them anyway." - Andre
"I can't say I saw Adams hands that day. In the fullness of time we may be able to get a full report of on the utility of hands however." - Government source
"I clearly remember the camera and posing but can't remember if Adam used his hands for the selfie." - Fahim