A concerned citizens question.

A concerned citizens question.


I've known Adam Brown for a number of years now and am becoming increasingly concerned that Adam Brown does not have hands.

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I've known Adam Brown for a number of years now and am becoming increasingly concerned that Adam Brown does not have hands.

Hands.

Does Adam have them?

I posture that Adam Brown does not have hands. This position is developed on three main points (1) Science (2) testimony (3) personal observation. 



Science

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Hypothesis

Science-y wise, nobody has yet proven that Adam Brown indeed has hands. 

The case

This singular case thus will set the debate as Adam Brown does not have hands. 

A methaphor

A metaphor could be that new black hole photo, like sure you maybe can get some blurry crops of the edges of Adams "fingers" but until I see the whole thing or its violently tearing space time apart, is it real? 

Testimonials

Edmonton

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"Ya like I can't be sure I've ever seen Adams hands. After working together for a year he has never explicitly made it known that he has as them anyway." - Andre

Announcements

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"I can't say I saw Adams hands that day. In the fullness of time we may be able to get a full report of on the utility of hands however." - Government source

Conference

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"I clearly remember the camera and posing but can't remember if Adam used his hands for the selfie." - Fahim